Pick Up Lines 2

If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.

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Is it hot in here or is it just you?

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Just where do those legs of yours end?

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Let's take a shower together -- you smell.

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Nice to meet you, I'm (your name) and you are...gorgeous!

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So, what do you do for a living besides always making all the men excited and warm all over?

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Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess(or prince) like you.

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Was your father a farmer? Because you sure have grown some nice melons!

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Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?

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Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.

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Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.

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Were your parents Greek Gods, 'cause it takes two gods to make a goddess.

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What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?

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What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it's not coming off!

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Wow! Are those real?

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Ya know, you look really hot! You must be real reason for global warming.

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You are the reason men fall in love.

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You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!

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You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once!

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You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.

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You look like my third wife. She: Oh, how many time have you been married? Twice.

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You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.

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You should be someone's wife.

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You're ugly but you intrigue me.

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You've got to refer me to your plastic surgeon.

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Oh my sweet darling! For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.

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Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?

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Hey, You were great on Bay Watch last night!

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If you have a chance to become anything on earth what would you want to become?" [the answer] you: " well to me, I want to be your tear drop: I was born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.

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Babe! you look so fine I could drink your bath water!

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I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

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I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.

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You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

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You're so hot you would make the devil sweat.

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Baby, you so flat you make the walls jealous.

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If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.

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I bet you could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.

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I bet you could suck Lincoln's head off a penny.

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Gee, for a fat girl you sure don't sweat much.

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Are you wearing space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world.

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Excuse me.....Hi, i'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and i was wondering if i could interview you...

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If god made any thing better than you he keep it for him self.

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Guy: Sorry, but you owe me a drink. Girl: Why? Guy: I looked at you and dropped mine.

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Girl, if I were a fly, I'd be all over you, because you're the shit!

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There must be a lightswitch on my forehead because everytime I see you, you turn me on!

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Damn, I thought "very-fine" only came in a bottle!

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Your dad must have been retarded, 'cuz you are special.

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Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good?

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Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.

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If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.

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Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

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Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.

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If you stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.

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Presents the person with a single rose and say: "I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are."

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I betting that you cannot wait until tomorrow, because I bet that you get more and more beautiful every day.

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If God made anything more pretty, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself.

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You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.

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You look like a cool glass of refreshing water, and I am the thirstiest man in the world.

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Are you a tamale? 'Cause you're hot.

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You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.

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I was going to tell you a joke that'll make your tits fall off. But it looks like somebody beat me to it.

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Most people like to watch the (i.e. World Cup, Stanley Cup, Super Bowl, NBA playoffs, etc..) cuz it only happens once a year/every 4 years, but I'd rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone like you only happens once in a lifetime.

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Where's your paper bag? (What?) Your paper bag to put over your head. (Excuse me?) It's dangerous for someone like you to be out in public with all of these horny people around. Don't worry, I'll protect you.

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When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.

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Has anyone ever told you that you have Scandinavian hands? (Uh, no.) No, of course not, that would be an incredibly stupid thing to say, wouldn't it?

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Excuse me miss... Is your face so messed up because you fell from heaven.

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Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)

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Do you bleach your teeth? 'Cause your smile lights up the entire room like a candle in the dark. Let's go prove it.

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Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it.

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Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?

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Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

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Do you go the ocean much? 'Cause you smell like the CLAM!

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Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.

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I'm sorry, but, have we met before? (No.) Oh, I'm sorry, I guess that it must have been your mom.

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Baby, you're so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.

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You're a babe, right? Haven't you seen the film?

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Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.

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Even though the ugly lights are shining bright, you still look beautiful.

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There aren't enough "O"'s in the word "smooth" to describe how smooth you are.

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This is incredible. This is the first time that this has ever happened to us. (What?) Each one of my 27 personalities found you cute!

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If beauty were an hour, you'd be a second.

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Wow, you have some sweet birthin' hips.

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(Walk up to them and touch them) Thank God, I thought that you were only an illusion(mirage).

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If beauty were a grain of sand, you'd be a million beaches.

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Is that your date, or did your brother get a new dress?

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You must be going to hell, because it is a sin to look that good.

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Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.

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If it weren't for that DAMNED sun, you'd be the hottest thing ever created.

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That's a nice watch [Thank you] Actually, that's a nice dress. [Again, thank you] Come to think of it, everything is nice on you.

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Did the Lord steal the thunder from the skies and put them in your thighs?

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Are those implants?

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Are you a bird collector? 'Cause you've got a nice set of hooters.

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Excuse me, is that your perfume that you are wearing?

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How is your fever? [What fever?] Oh... you just look hot to me.

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I just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better.